Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Drink apple juice, because OJ kills!

"[The judge] basically denied us our right to a jury trial. . . . This was a decision made by a judge in chambers. They say he did it; we say he didn't. A jury should be able to make that decision."

--OJ's Attorney (named Yale) in response to a judge's grant of summary judgment in OJ's bootlegging trial. Mr. Simpson was charged with using equipment to steal DirecTV's signal for tv programming, without paying for it! And he endured a heavy fine for so doing.

I have a thought on this probing legal kernel
. . .hahahahahahahahahahahaha

bah. . .hahahahahahahaha.